Fall screams of pumpkin pie. So we threw around a bunch of ideas on how to design a fake pumpkin pie that looks like you could have baked it yourself. One that you could place on your table and be proud to show off. After long nights and dreams of mashing and mixing squash, we crafted our Primitive Fake Pumpkin Pie.
So here's what we did.
With the orange of pumpkin flesh, we added just the right hues to give your pumpkin pie a beautiful, just baked finish. We even added some extra special, very imperfect, touches to make it look like someone (not you, of course since you'd have baked it perfectly) baked it right at home in their own kitchen.
Why do we do it?
Well that's easy. We want you to have head turning, unique table decor that makes your neighbor so curious, she pulls out her notepad and starts interrogating you. Why? Because you have the best farmhouse fake food on the block, of course!
Okay, so here are the details:
This pie is:
Is 9 inches in diameter.
Individually hand crafted
Served in a silver or rusty pan (you get to choose)
Just look at one customer's Instagram post.
We also make unscented pies for those of you who have small children you don't feed or curious pets. We wouldn't want them thinking they can eat this pie.
Q.How long does it take to arrive?
A.We start working on your order as soon as it pops into our Fakery queue, but it takes about 14 days. Oftentimes less (when it's pumpkin pie season), but good things take time.
Q. What kind of pan does it come in?
A.They're in a standard silver aluminum pan.
Q. Can the pie be removed from the pan?
A. Nope. But we can create a removable pie for you. Just contact us.
It's your time to decide. Add a fake pumpkin pie to your cart.